Shanghai Hash House Harriers
Run 1338 Sunday Aug 31, 2014
Pack meets at 3:30PM and we are off at 4PM sharp!
THE HOTTEST RUN OF THE YEAR RUN (IS YOUR SISTER AS HOT AS YOU ARE RUN)!
Dear Hashers–What happened to our lovely steaming hot Shanghai summers? The days we can hardlymove, hiding from the sun, constantly complaining about the terrible heat—FUYUAN–AIRCON, AIRCON, KONGQIAO. Instead we get rain, grey skies, indeed: this summer is anti-hot! Not enough short skirts, bikinis, not enough manly chest or rounded bellies on public display, plus the beer is warm!
What can we DO to spice up this miserable summer business? Easy, lets go hashing!
As some might know, the Hash is not only a running club with a drinking problem, but also an occasion for opposite sexes to sniff each other up. AHA—its getting hotter! After a few beers, one Hasher might even attempt to get into the others Hashers Pantology– uups…Psychology – even HOTTER! But just as in the Hash Run, we all need to somehow get from A (Pick up line) to B (Hot territory). There are rumors that some hashers get lost at A and never arrive at B. What a tragic story!
So, what is going wrong here? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Are you from Tennessee because you are the only 10 I see. I love German sausage and beer, btw—do you have a sister who is as hot as you? Approach a Shanghainese girl to say, “I cant decide if the scratches on your legs or your cleavage are more sexy.”
COLD, COLDER, COLDER… B is even not in near sight yet!
This week Hash is offering to educate you on the best pick-up lines known to mankind (so you know it’ll be subpar). Knowledge exchange and on site practice on how to be HOT.
Present your best tricks on picking up and getting picked up. Wear ur hottest circle outfits or take it all off, bring ur hottest Granny, whatever goes! Only the good old Tsingtao will stay ice cold.
The circle offers an open forum to demonstrate best practice in how to get (or not get) from A to B. Fellow hashers of your choice are available as test dummies. Winners will be awarded.
The run is an A to B (of course) offering temples, canals, monkeys, sea gherkins and extra hot beers stops. The bash will be a classy outdoors arrangement, if the great Shanghai summer weather allows.
ON ON see u Sunday
And don’t forget to practice ur best ever (or worst) Pick up line ever! Down Down punishments for non Hotties! Zaza!
Please note that this is an A -> B type of run: For new hashers, this means come to A ready to run (or change in a very public place, your choice), and bring a change of clothes in a bag which will be transported for you to B for the circle, dinner and drinks.
On On On after dinner will be at our hash bar I Love Shanghai 3/F, 1788 Xinzha Lu, near Jiaozhou Lu 新闸路1788号3楼, 近胶州路. Hashers get a RMB 25 deal on beers and we get to do our regular Sunday beer pong/ flip cup.
As always, feel free to bring a bag for a change of clothes to keep you nice and comfortable during the circle. Our handy hoard of
pickpockets thieves safekeepers will very kindly watch over your bags. ON ON!
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Run type: (A – B)
Meeting Point/Start (A) : Zhenru Road Station 真如站 : Line 11, Exit #5 : Located on the corner of Caoyang Rd and Tongchuan Rd. 真如站; 中国上海曹扬路 (靠近铜川路)
Restaurant/ Circle Location (B) : HongLa Restaurant JinShaJiang Rd. 477,
(Near ZaoYang Rd.) 红腊. 中国上海金沙江路477弄 (靠近枣阳路)
By Metro: JinShaJiang Road Metro 金沙江路站 : Line 3, 4, 13 : Walk west 100m on Ningxia Rd. After crossing the Inner Ring Elevated Rd, Ningxia Rd turns into JinShaJiang Road. Keep walking west on JinShaJiang Road another 500m to the restaurant.
By Taxi: JinShaJiang Rd. 477, (Near ZaoYang Rd.) 中国上海金沙江路477弄 (靠近枣阳路)
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