Shanghai Hash House Harriers
Run 1307 Sunday Jan 26, 2014
THE STRAP ON SALLY GOT DEPORTED RUN!
Strap on Sally is back in Shanghai after a four month pedophile tour of America. Rumor has it that she landed in San Francisco, almost raped a girl there (the whole gay scene got her a little too excited), moved on to Vegas where she made it to the famous peppermint strip club for a guest appearance show, flew in to Miami where she got on a speedboat to Cuba to sample Fidel’s “cigars” and then …
I could go on about the rumors and some of the
bad hash behavior I witnessed but this could go on and on. Apparently she was too scandalous in America so she got deported back to China so how about we all show up to this weekend’s hash and give her multiple AMERICA FUCK NO down downs! Her and Catsterbator promise nothing but to lay the worst trail Shanghai has ever seen.
On On On after dinner will be at our hash bar I Love Shanghai 3/F, 1788 Xinzha Lu, near Jiaozhou Lu 新闸路1788号3楼, 近胶州路. Hashers get a RMB 25 deal on beers and we get to do our regular Sunday beer pong/ flip cup.
As always, feel free to bring a bag for a change of clothes. It’s getting cold outside so bring something to keep you warm during the circle. Our handy hoard of
pickpockets thieves safekeepers will very kindly watch over your bags. ON ON!
Run type: (A – A)
Meeting Point/Start (A) : Lu Xin Rong Restaurant, 342 LingLing Rd., (Near DongAn Rd.) 中国上海零陵路342弄 (靠近东安路) Tel 6404 8105
By Metro: Line 4 or Line 7 ; Dong’An Rd Exit, Exit #1 : Walk 50m east towards Fengling Rd
By Taxi: 342 LingLing Rd., (Near DongAn Rd.) 中国上海零陵路342弄 (靠近东安路)