Shanghai Hash House Harriers
Run 1488 Sunday 9th July 2017
这是2017年7月9日，星期日，SH3 Runs #1488 的说明：
Hares: IRA & Macca
Meeting point & directions: A to A run from Dongbei Renjia Dumplings, 东北人家（乍浦路店）。
Address: 349 Zha Pu Rd., Shanghai, China (close to Hai Ning Rd.)
Subway: Line 10, North Sichuan Road Station, Exit 2 （10号四川北路站2号口）
Directions: I saw Paul Revere’s face in my cereal this morning, and he told me to follow the marks.
GI Bros and Battle Hoes
What’s more dangerous than global warming, cancer and childhood alcoholism combined? The US Coast Guard reserves…currently stationed on ALL THE COASTS! From Brexit 1776 to this very week, America has been stirring the global pot…better put some Sriracha in that, ‘cause it’s been mild lately. Speaking of pot, in Colorado you can buy THC nacho cheese, drizzle it on an HGH-enhanced! hot dog and wash it down with some “medicinal” Sprig Soda (with a hint of citrus). Are you feeling me yet?
If not, then I get it. Cyprus is looking nice this time of year – safe, cultural, no need to work. But if you’re down for a YUGE dose of energy, then get your patriot on this Sunday with the Shanghai Hash. Be sure to make everything a competition, especially non-competitiveness. Arm wrestle the bartender for a free drink – can verify, it works. Treat your liver like the interchangeable part that it is.
From the country that brought you the first Greek societies, and that plans on adding gender ambiguous bathrooms to ALL THE SPACE STATIONS, I salute you.