Apologies, hashers. We’ve had state-sponsored access concerns. We’ve had to recover your shenanigans from…memories. Beer memories…
Shanghai Hash House Harriers
Run 1502 Sunday October 8th, 2017
这是2017年10月8日，星期日，SH3 Runs #1502 的说明：Meet at 2:30pm, pack off at 3pm SHARP! 集合时间：下午 14:30 开始时间：下午15:00.
Hares: Baby Sperm and Just Luis
In the spirit of the theme, you’ll find out what you’re eating when it is served to you.
Meeting point & directions: A to A run from Line 9 Sheshan Metro Station, Exit 1, 地鐵9號線 – 佘山站1号出口。
Address: Line 9 Sheshan Metro Station, Shanghai, China
地址：地鐵9號線 – 佘山站
Subway: Line 9 Sheshan Metro Station, Exit 1 （地鐵9號線 – 佘山站1号出口）
Directions: Just show up to Exit 1 and we’ll give you delicious fun.
The Martha Stewart Run
It’s time to whip up a delicious run in the infamous Songjiang. That’s right, today in history Ms. Martha Stewart was sentenced to prison for lying to the FBI. Nevermind that our current president has admittedly lied to the former head of the FBI without repercussion, this little Suzy Homemaker did real hard time.
I wonder if they gave her a job in the kitchen, cooking up dope with a crock pot. We won’t be stopping for any pies on the way, but be prepared for sub par beers and a run through Sheshan. With Baby Sperm and some dude named Luis at the helm, this should be a run that doesn’t disappoint.
In other news, then Cock in Chief, W.J. Clinton was voted on, or rather the name of the thing of this year that carries the same name as his ‘brother,’ was voted to be moved forward with impeachment proceedings by the House. Justice must have been served or his wife was justified in her future lawlessness, because well….she got away with it 39 times. I’m sure there is a witty someone who can come up with how to ‘pull a Comey’ but it ain’t me babe, it ain’t me.