Shanghai Hash House Harriers
Run 1284 Sunday Aug 25, 2013
THE GIRLS TEA TIME GOSSIP RUN!
Creme Brulee and 7 Up are some of the oldest
girls (OH GOD) hashing members of the Sunday Shanghai Hash. Their dedickation to the local hashes cannot be measured or matched by anyone … long, short, boring, exciting, tall, creamy blonde … simply cannot be cuntered. This is apparently a practice run for the Nash Hash trail they will be hairing (sign up by clicking here) and they’ve really been getting into full blown gossip mode about what kind of men they expect to show up for Nash Hash.
They guarantee that its really not about the size (and by size of course we mean the length) but all about the groove of the
tail trail and the motion that goes with it. For the men here, be warned! These girls like the men who posses big drincks (TRUE HASHERS. TSINGTAO!), but they are also willing to take the men without big drincks if they buy them dinners; expensive dinners. Now I don’t know if you understand what a win win situation is but big drinck or not, the hash gets you a dinner in the shittiest, nastiest, grossest highest rated Michelin 3 Star Shanghai restaurant so one way or another these girls are bound to put in, put out and put on a good tail trail.
Come run/ walk this Sunday. The hares will make their trails decently lengthed, decently paced and decently hydrating on this warm summer day (lots of motion in that ocean). Our shitty GM Sperminator also happens to be back and so is Obama after finishing his 100km race so be sure to give both of them tons of down downs!
On On On after dinner will be at our hash bar I Love Shanghai 3/F, 1788 Xinzha Lu, near Jiaozhou Lu 新闸路1788号3楼, 近胶州路. Hashers get a RMB 25 deal on beers and we get to do our regular Sunday beer pong/ flip cup.
As always, feel free to bring a bag for a change of clothes. Our handy hoard of
pickpockets thieves safekeepers will very kindly watch over your bags. AND SIGN UP FOR NASH HASH HERE! ON ON!
Run type: (A – A) :
Meeting Point / Restaurant (A) : Xiao Ban Zi Restaurant (小辫子大酒店）218 XueJiaBang Rd (near South Zhongshan Rd) 薛家浜路 218弄 (靠近中山南路) Tel 021-63760866
Directions to Meeting Point/ Restaurant
By Metro: Line 9, XiaoNanMen Exit, Exit #2 … follow the hash marks from exit #2 (or follow route marked in purple on the map)
or Line 3, Nanpu Bridge Exit (then follow the route marked in red on the map). There will be no guiding hash marks from Line 3 Nanpu Bridge Exit
By Taxi: 218 XueJiaBang Rd (near South Zhongshan Rd) 薛家浜路 218弄 (靠近中山南路) Tel 021-63760866