Shanghai Hash House Harriers
Run 1294 Sunday Nov 3, 2013
the WHORE’S A-BROAD run!
ALL ABOARD! Who is a broad? Whores abroad? A whore is aboard? Whore’s are abroad? A whore is a board? How do we even start describing this week’s hares “Xiao San “小三”” and “THE Great Whore of China”? We know for a fact that many happy marriages (gay and ungay) have been broken by these two, we know that they sell their wares somewhere around Big Bamboo FOR FREE! We know that they have both have filled at least 3 “buy 10 get 1 free STD” cards over at Sperminator’s hospital so that gives us a little bit of confidence that this Sunday’s run should be an STD free run.
Come one come all this Sunday and get lucky. Xiao San and THE great whore of China promise you a
good great time with a really happy ending. Not necessary to bring a copy of your latest STD check report; there’s nothing you have that these two whores don’t already have so no need for worry – only need for GOOD SEXY TIME RUN!
On On On after dinner will be at our hash bar I Love Shanghai 3/F, 1788 Xinzha Lu, near Jiaozhou Lu 新闸路1788号3楼, 近胶州路. Hashers get a RMB 25 deal on beers and we get to do our regular Sunday beer pong/ flip cup.
As always, feel free to bring a bag for a change of clothes. Our handy hoard of
pickpockets thieves safekeepers will very kindly watch over your bags. ON ON!
Run type: (A – A)
Restaurant/ Meeting Point (A) : Lotus Eatery, 1112 Dingxi Lu, near Wuyi Lu 定西路1112号, 近武夷路 6048 1111/6034 8168
Directions to Meeting Point/ Restaurant:
By Metro: Line 3 : West YanAn Road exit. Walk north on Kaixuan road 200m, turn right on Wuyi Road and walk east 300m. The restaurant will be on the corner of Wuyi Road and Dingxi Road
By Taxi: 1112 Dingxi Lu, near Wuyi Lu 定西路1112号, 近武夷路