Shanghai Hash House Harriers
Run 1301 Sunday Dec 15, 2013
THE WRONG ELEVATOR RUN!!!
Coming off last weeks airpocalypse (Beijing still sucks more!) Santa Hash run we have a newly named hare, Wrong Knob, and a second time hare, Catsterbator. Can anyone say SHITTTY TRAAAIIIIL! We hear that the trail might lead to an elevator or two … be sure to press the right
knob button otherwise you might end up going down the wrong elevated elevator shaft.
Wrong Knob promises to help spitshine all the lovely hash gentlemen’s knobs so this should be a lucky day for the fellas. We always make sure not to leave out the ladies so Catsterbator (feel free to substitute the word cat with its equivalent term, pussy) promises a _ _ _ _ _ sterbator trick for you guaranteed to keep you glowing all day Monday.
On On On after dinner will be at our hash bar I Love Shanghai 3/F, 1788 Xinzha Lu, near Jiaozhou Lu 新闸路1788号3楼, 近胶州路. Hashers get a RMB 25 deal on beers and we get to do our regular Sunday beer pong/ flip cup.
As always, feel free to bring a bag for a change of clothes. It’s getting cold outside so bring something to keep you warm during the circle. Our handy hoard of
pickpockets thieves safekeepers will very kindly watch over your bags. ON ON!
Run type: (A – A)
Meeting Point/Start (A) : Ji’erjing Sichuan Chinese Restaurant No. 82 Yandang Road (cross street is Nanchang Rd) 82 雁蕩路，南昌路口
By Metro: Line 1 South Huangpi Rd Exit (黄陂南路站 / Huángpí Nán Lù Zhàn) Walk 200m west towards Chongqing South Rd, turn left onto Yandang Rd and walk 100m south
By Taxi: No. 82 Yandang Road (cross street is Nanchang Rd) 82 雁蕩路，南昌路口