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Shanghai Hash House Harriers
Run 1313 Sunday Mar 9, 2014

THE KNOB IS TOO SHORT RUN!

 

 

Sunday afternoon sex hashing can be pretty amazing. At the same time, things can go wrong, really astronomically wrong. Like getting struck twice by lightning type of odds wrong. The knob might be too short, he might put it in the wrong 猫 mao trail yao, the 猫 shiggy might eat the yao … just so many things could go wrong. I guess this week’s hares Too Short for Yao and Wrong Knob get the clean Oscar sweep for best name matching ever for the worst sex trail you could never hope for on a Sunday run.

Some say that the number 13 is an unlucky number but to them I say BOOBS! Some might even go as far as to say that double 13 is an even unluckier number but unto that we say fuck you! This is China! 4 is unlucky, double 13 = a double set of D’s! So how about we all come out this sunny Sunday for an awesome double double D run. We can’t promise you that one set of those D’s won’t be a set of testicles but Too Short for Yao and Wrong Knob promise to deliver nothing short … oops pun not intended … of a shitty trail … pun also not intended.

On On On after dinner will be at our hash bar I Love Shanghai 3/F, 1788 Xinzha Lu, near Jiaozhou Lu 新闸路1788号3楼, 近胶州路. Hashers get a RMB 25 deal on beers and we get to do our regular Sunday beer pong/ flip cup.

As always, feel free to bring a bag for a change of clothes. It’s getting cold outside so bring something to keep you warm during the circle. Our handy hoard of pickpockets thieves safekeepers will very kindly watch over your bags. ON ON!

Run type: (A – A)

Meeting Point/Start (A) : 520 East Jiangwan Rd (Dongjiangwan Lu), near East Tiyuhui Branch Rd (Dongtiyuhuizhi Lu) , 果园 虹口区东江湾路520号,近东体育会支路. 021-56961183

 By Metro: Line 3 or Line 8 , Hongkou Football Stadium Exit. With the football stadium to your right, walk north 100m on E. Jiangwan Rd to 520 E. Jiangwan Rd.

By Taxi: 520 East Jiangwan Rd (Dongjiangwan Lu), near East Tiyuhui Branch Rd (Dongtiyuhuizhi Lu) , 果园 虹口区东江湾路520号,近东体育会支路

 

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