Shanghai Hash House Harriers
Run 1322 Sunday May 11, 2014
THE BODY SHOTS OFF MY ASSHOLE RUN!
FACT : Fill my Gap, this week’s non virgin hare has had the most people take body shots off him
FICTION : Our hares this week are heterosexual
FACT : Fill my Gap, did not want a virgin hare because he likes anal body shots (… if your boyfriend tastes like shit, he’s a homo …) so we paired him up with a lady virgin, just Daisy
FICTION : Just Daisy is a virgin. We will be breaking her hymen this Sunday
FACT : You will take an anal absinthe shot at On On On “I Love Shanghai” from Fill my Gap’s anal cavity. He already has the shot glass lodged up his ass in position. We have the xray to prove it.
Ladies and Gentlemen, coming off our unemployment hash we plan on coming back in a big way. The hash will be walking distance from our On On On bar so come one come all and lets all share Monday morning hangovers.
On On On after dinner will be at our hash bar I Love Shanghai 3/F, 1788 Xinzha Lu, near Jiaozhou Lu 新闸路1788号3楼, 近胶州路. Hashers get a RMB 25 deal on beers and we get to do our regular Sunday beer pong/ flip cup.
As always, feel free to bring a bag for a change of clothes. It’s getting cold outside so bring something to keep you warm during the circle. Our handy
hoard whored of pickpockets thieves safekeepers will very kindly watch over your bags. ON ON!
Run type: (A – A)
Meeting Point/ Start/ Restaurant (A) : Xinjiang Restaurant 东方亚克西 – 东(dōng) 方(fāng) 亚(yà) 克(kè) 西(xī). XiKang Rd. 379, (Near WuDing Rd.) 中国上海西康路379弄 (靠近武定路). Tel : (+86) (021) 6267 3755
Point A By Metro : Line 7 – Changping Road Station (昌平路站) Walk 200m east on Changping Rd. towards Xikang Rd. Turn right onto Xikang Rd. and walk south 250m. The restaurant will be close to the intersection of Xikang/Wuding Rd.
Point A By Taxi: XiKang Rd. 379, (Near WuDing Rd.) 中国上海西康路379弄 (靠近武定路)