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Shanghai Hash House Harriers
Run 1330 Sunday July 6, 2014
  

THE AMERICAN TRAILER TRASH RUN!

 

 

 

What up Hashers!  Here comes the 4th of July, as if the USA needed a reason to celebrate being awesome. Try not to choke on the sweet sweet air of freedom as we run through the streets of Shanghai this week with our hares KFC (American) and Just Andy (not American). In recognition of how America has “made it rain” blessings on the rest of the world, take a moment to thank us for just a few of our valuable contributions….

 

Mexico – We buy 45% your drugs. You are welcome.

England – American women think the English accent is hot, regardless of how much of a “wanker” you actually are.

France – Ahahahahahaha! Holy Shit!! You are just fucking welcome. YOU. ARE. WELCOME.

Japan – Our Asian-Fetishists buy 74.2% your porn….even though you pixilated the best parts. Stupid sexy Japanese.

Canada – We should really be thanking Canada for all this stuff too…100% of people just assume you Canadians are American anyway.

Africa in it’s Entirety – Two words. White Missionaries.

China – Our gun violence makes your knifings, bombings, mutilations, torture, human rights violations, domestic violence, and rape look like amateur hour.

Australia – Basically the same country as the USA except we aren’t constantly tripping over one of the worlds 10 deadliest animals in the USA.

Belgium – Graciously giving up our World Cup Slot to your clearly inferior team. It’s been a long time since you had anything to celebrate besides your Pedophiles. You are welcome.

Germany – White and blonde is boring.

On On On after dinner will be at our hash bar I Love Shanghai 3/F, 1788 Xinzha Lu, near Jiaozhou Lu 新闸路1788号3楼, 近胶州路. Hashers get a RMB 25 deal on beers and we get to do our regular Sunday beer pong/ flip cup.

As always, feel free to bring a bag for a change of clothes to keep you nice and comfortable during the circle. Our handy hoard of pickpockets thieves safekeepers will very kindly watch over your bags. ON ON!

 

 

Run type: (A – A)

Meeting Point/Start (A) :  Chuanxing Sichuan Restaurant, 2nd Floor of Meilong Living Plaza, 81 DaHua No.3 “DaHuaSan” Road,  (Near XinHu Rd.) 中国上海大华三路81弄 (靠近新沪路)

By Metro: Line 7 : Dahua No. 3 (Dahua San) Road Station 大华三路站 : Exit #2. Walk west on Dahua No. 3 Road 200m in the direction of Xinhu Road. You should see the address of the restaurant shortly after you cross Xinhu Road.

By Taxi:  81 DaHua No.3 Road,  (Near XinHu Rd.) 中国上海大华三路81弄 (靠近新沪路)

 

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