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Shanghai Hash House Harriers
Run 1331 Sunday July 13, 2014

THE UNDERSEXED CHINESE WOMEN RUN!

 

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The World Cup is almost over and it can’t end soon enough for China’s poor ladies whose vaginas can’t seem to compete. Hash guys obviously aren’t doing their part to satisfy the sexual needs of our local ladies.

Guys, please show special love to our hare Just Daisy and make sure she is getting everything she needs in the World Cup wiener department on Sunday! Soon we can all go back to fucking our Chinese girlfriends, being passed out drunk at 4AM, running the meter in taxis, and avoiding places like the fucking Camel…..but first….

In honor of the World Cup and horny Chinese women everywhere, RUN IN A WORLD CUP TEAM JERSEY (no pants encouraged) this Sunday one last time before your fair-weather-fan ass gives your team jersey to your Ayi to use for toilet cleaning.

On On On after dinner will be at our hash bar I Love Shanghai 3/F, 1788 Xinzha Lu, near Jiaozhou Lu 新闸路1788号3楼, 近胶州路. Hashers get a RMB 25 deal on beers and we get to do our regular Sunday beer pong/ flip cup.

As always, feel free to bring a bag for a change of clothes to keep you nice and comfortable during the circle. Our handy hoard of pickpockets thieves safekeepers will very kindly watch over your bags. ON ON!

 

 

Run type: (A – A)

Meeting Point/Start (A) : 35 GaoAn Road, 2nd Floor (Near HengShan Rd.) 中国上海高安路35弄2楼 (靠近衡山路)

By Metro: Line 1, Hengshan Road Station (衡山路站). Exit 1 or 2, walk south 75m towards Gao’An Rd. The restaurant is near the intersection.

By Taxi: 35 GaoAn Road (Near HengShan Rd.) 中国上海高安路35弄 (靠近衡山路)

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