Shanghai Hash House Harriers
Run 1340 Sunday Sep 14, 2014
THE FUCK OFF YOU CUNT RUN!
It’s a sad sad day in Shanghai as we say goodbye to “I Cunt Remember” as she follows through on her stupid plan to fuck off to M’erica. Our hares, Schnitzel Grinder and Xiao San are creating a fuck off trail to show her what she will be missing when she leaves our smoggy paradise and heads back to the boring land of freedom and prosperity.
It would be nice to give her several things to remember us by as she fucks off. She needs:
1. sex on the trail
2. shoe drinking
3. shit on the trail
4. lots of inappropriate cursing and…
5. extra beer before, during, and after the trail
Ms. Cunt, we hope you choke on the sweet sweet free air in M’erica and come back to us soon! Oooooh, and by the way, no one cares that some cunt is leaving. Everyone cares that there will be shitty run, disease ridden fun and shitty beer.
On On On after dinner will be at our hash bar I Love Shanghai 3/F, 1788 Xinzha Lu, near Jiaozhou Lu 新闸路1788号3楼, 近胶州路. Hashers get a RMB 25 deal on beers and we get to do our regular Sunday beer pong/ flip cup.
As always, feel free to bring a bag for a change of clothes to keep you nice and comfortable during the circle. Our handy hoard of
pickpockets thieves safekeepers will very kindly watch over your bags. ON ON!
Meeting Point / Restaurant (A) : Xiao Ban Zi Restaurant (小辫子大酒店）218 XueJiaBang Rd (near South Zhongshan Rd) 薛家浜路 218弄 (靠近中山南路) Tel 021-63760866
Directions to Meeting Point/ Restaurant
By Metro: Line 9, XiaoNanMen Exit, Exit #2 … follow the hash marks from exit #2 (or follow route marked in purple on the map)
or Line 3, Nanpu Bridge Exit (then follow the route marked in red on the map). There will be no guiding hash marks from Line 3 Nanpu Bridge Exit
By Taxi: 218 XueJiaBang Rd (near South Zhongshan Rd) 薛家浜路 218弄 (靠近中山南路) Tel 021-63760866