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Shanghai Hash House Harriers
Run 1345 Sunday Oct 19, 2014

THE GRAB ASS RUN

 
In honor of our mismanagement this weeks hash is going to take us through the West Nanjing area where our webmaster and absentee RA spends his leisure hours (masturbating and subjugating ladies of the evening). Our hares, Golden Balls and Forbidden Entry, haven’t forgotten about our late-as-fuck and loud-as-fuck RA Too Short for Yao in their choice of a Dong Bei restaurant for after the run, where he will surely feel right at home.

Feel free to give unlimited pats and slaps on the ass to our hares and our mismanagement team to say thank you for the trail and all the hard, long, sweaty work they jam in every week. We hope to have each person groped at least 30 times during the run and 53 times during the circle so start practicing your best and most sexually inappropriate grab ass stance as Sunday nears.

The slippery dolphin is encouraged. If you don’t know what it is….I’ll be happy to show you!

On On On will be at our hash bar I Love Shanghai 3/F, 1788 Xinzha Lu, near Jiaozhou Lu 新闸路17883近胶州路. Hashers get a RMB 25 deal on beers and we get to do our regular Sunday beer pong/ flip cup.

As always, feel free to bring a bag for a change of clothes to keep you nice and comfortable during the circle. Our handy hoard of pickpockets thieves safekeepers will very kindly watch over your bags. ON ON!

 

 

 

Meeting Point/Start (A) : Dongbei Restaurant, 221 Shimen No.2 Rd. (Near XinZha Rd.) 中国上海石门二路221弄 (靠近新闸路)

 

By Metro:

Line 2 : West Nanjing Road Station (南京西路站) : Walk 150m east on Nanjing West Road towards the N-S Elevated Road, turn left onto Shimen No.1 Road. Shimen No.1 Road becomes Shimen No.2 Road. Walk north for 400m to the destination

Line 1 : Xinzha Road Station (新闸路站) : Walk 700m west on Xinzha Road (you have to cross the N-S Elevated Road). Turn left onto Shimen No. 2 Road and walks south 100m to the destination

By Taxi: 221 Shimen No.2 Rd. (Near XinZha Rd.) 中国上海石门二路221弄 (靠近新闸路)

 

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